funnies with the couple

i find enjoyment in small things. one of my favorite things to do at school is make this one couple in my class feel awkward. enjoyment is found because they make everyone else feel awkward. they are the kind of couple who don't really talk to each other, and when things get awkward, they just start making out. but sometimes my plans don't quite work out, or they end up funnier than i anticipated.

here are some of my stories...

• since about the second month of school, after everyone knew about Awkward Couple, i decided to have some initiative. i decided that i would change this awkwardness into a funniness for the poor passer-byers. I decided that Awkward Couple's hugging sessions would turn into group hugs. most of the time its just the three of us. at first they were totally creeped out, but now, when our group hugs occur, they automatically say, "hey kat"
• one day, while the grass was green and the sun shone bright, Awkward Couple were lying on the soccer field while my friends and i ate our lunch a little ways away. I turned to my friends and said, "you know what, we should stop allowing this noncense! we should go and dance around them" so my friends and i got up, walked over and started to do, not just a dance, but a TRIBAL dance around Awkward Couple. then we walked away.

now for my mom's favorite story....

• one day, Awkward Couple stood in the hallway beside each other, awkwardly of course, so i walked up to them and called out "LOVE LINE" and stood beside Awkward Boy.... but here's the funnie part.... Awkward Girl walked away. I turned to Awkward Boy still holding him awkward and i was like "now THIS is kinda awkward"

now, time for one more story...

• one day, i was walking down the hallway to my next class with one of my friends, and there i saw Awkward Couple and i turned to my friend, "i'm going to go and give them a HUG!" but then, out of the blue, they started to make out! and i was thinking EWWW! i was thinking kat, just letitgo, but in my heart i was like opprotunity! so i just told them, "you know i was going to hug you, but then you started to make out, and i was kinda awkwarded out" then i walked away... apparently they were red.

BAHAHAHA! my life is complete with them!